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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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