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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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