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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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