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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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