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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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