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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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