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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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