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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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