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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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