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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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