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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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