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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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