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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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