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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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