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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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