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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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