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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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