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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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