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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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