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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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