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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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