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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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