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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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