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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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