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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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