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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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