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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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