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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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