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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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