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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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