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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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