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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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