Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.