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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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