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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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