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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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