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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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