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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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