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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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