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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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