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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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