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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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