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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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