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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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