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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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