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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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