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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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