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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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