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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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