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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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