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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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