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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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