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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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