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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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