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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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