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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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