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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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