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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Mr
Stink
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a pufferfish 🐡
a lion 🦁
a hippo 🦛
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
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