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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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