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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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